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I might have a bit
of a drug problem.

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And we have a bit
of a drink problem.

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Wesley wants Grinner.
We want Maurice.

4
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It's a straightforward swap.

5
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(WHEELS SCREECHING)

6
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(CRASHING!)

7
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(ELECTRICAL SURGE AND THUD)

8
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He's fucking gone!
This is your chance.

9
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I'll give yous half of it.
What do you think?

10
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I don't trust him either.

11
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Time to dig.

12
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Can we put it in there
on top of him.

13
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Well, there's no one there now.
You're not gonna shoot me.

14
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I'll do it then.

15
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(GUNSHOT)

16
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(WIND BLOWING AND BIRDS SINGING)

17
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(APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)

18
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Poor old Toby.

19
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He was with our
family all his life.

20
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Providing a grave for his mortal
remains is the least one can do.

21
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One does what one can.

22
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So there isn't anyone else
going in on top of him now?

23
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Poor chap was a foundling.

24
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No wife, no children,
no next of kin to speak of.

25
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Your treasure will be
perfectly safe here.

26
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And he wouldn't mind, would he?

27
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Well...
He lived to serve.

28
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Here you go.

29
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Dig.

30
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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC)

31
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Oh.

32
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(SHOVEL THUDDING)

33
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(PANTING AND GROANING)

34
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Surely, surely it's
deep enough now.

35
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I'm not built for this
sort of...

36
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..ghastly business.

37
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(TROUBLING MUSIC)

38
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What's the story with your man?

39
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Was he in the army or something?

40
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Good God, no.

41
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He was our ghillie.

42
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You know, fishing, deer stalking,
that sort of thing.

43
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Help me out of here, old boy.

44
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Oh, very funny.

45
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Very droll.

46
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Get me out of here,
if you wouldn't mind.

47
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Now that sounds like you're
giving me an order,

48
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Your Lordship.

49
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No.

50
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In fact, no, no.

51
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Absolutely not.

52
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'Cause it's a long time since
youse English had the run

53
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of this place, you know?

54
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Lording it over us.

55
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What if I left you in that hole
with your buddy there?

56
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I'm the only one knows where all
the gold, chalices,

57
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and thuribles is buried.

58
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What do you think about that?

59
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Please.

60
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I beg you.

61
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Well, that doesn't look like any
kind of begging I've ever seen,

62
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'cause you're still
on your hind legs.

63
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Yes.

64
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I beseech you on my life.

65
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On the souls of my
ancestors, spare me.

66
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You are a slippery
fucker, Fitzgibbon.

67
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You know that?

68
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You would sell your own
mother for a bowl of gruel.

69
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Now, when we're done here,
I'm going away for a while.

70
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I don't know for how long,
but you steal my shit,

71
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I'll come back and I'll gut you.

72
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Yes, sir.

73
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? Clare Sands
"Carry My Song"

74
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? I am nowhere
But home by the sea.

75
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? Le na iascaire,
agus a bhriongl id

76
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? Whispering my secrets,
embracing thee.

77
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? Oh, carry my song
Across the sea.

78
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(GUNSHOT)

79
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(GUNFIRES)

80
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Jesus Christ!
Take it easy, woman!

81
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You're gonna hit me!
Like I give a fuck.

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(GUNSHOT)

83
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You're such a fucking
prick, Grinner.

84
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Leading us on this
wild goose chase.

85
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I had so many plans.

86
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What plans?

87
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Like, like I wanted to get a yacht
or any kind of boat, really.

88
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Normal stuff.

89
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Like, like I, like I wanted to buy
a mountain of that

90
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Charlotte Tilbury, the makeup.

91
00:05:05,559 --> 00:05:07,599
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Jesus!

92
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I want no more of your
shenanigans.

93
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Do you hear me?
For fuck's sake!

94
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If you've been fucking with us
this whole time

95
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and there was never any treasure,
if that's the case...

96
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It was here.
You have to believe me.

97
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You have to believe me.

98
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I think he's telling the truth.

99
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Yeah, I believe ya.

100
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I was robbed.

101
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I was betrayed.

102
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That's kind of ironic,
I suppose, isn't it?

103
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I know who's got it,
because all of this land here,

104
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all of this, all belongs to Lord
and Lady Fitz-fucking-Gibbon.

105
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Where the treasure was found.

106
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The Fitzgibbons were in on it?

107
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They were and all, yeah.
They got Wesley to rob it?

108
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You said it.

109
00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,360
And then you took it back
to the scene of the crime?

110
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To their own private graveyard.

111
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Because no one had ever
think to look there.

112
00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,360
And now his lordship
stabbed me in the back.

113
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He must think I'm dead.

114
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Come on, come on,
we need to get going.

115
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Where?

116
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To catch some aristocrats.

117
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(RECEDING FOOTSTEPS)

118
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Fuck it, like.

119
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What?

120
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What choice do we have?

121
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(PHONE VIBRATES)

122
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(CARAVAN TAPPING)

123
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(PHONE VIBRATING)

124
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Right.

125
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Shit.

126
00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:57,279
They have Grinner

127
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and they're going after the
treasure on their own.

128
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The bastards!

129
00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:05,319
The lying conniving
fucking bastards!!

130
00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,800
And, uh, they took your car.

131
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(FURIOUS PANTING)

132
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Took?

133
00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,080
Well, stole,
I suppose you could say.

134
00:07:16,959 --> 00:07:18,160
Fuck them anyway!

135
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If I ever get my hands on them,
I'll fucking... Wait!

136
00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,519
Oh, hang on.

137
00:07:24,599 --> 00:07:27,000
What?
This is great news.

138
00:07:27,919 --> 00:07:32,160
Oh yes,
this is great news altogether.

139
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Why?

140
00:07:33,639 --> 00:07:34,959
I found my fucking car.

141
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(TENSE MUSIC)

142
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(TYRES RUSTLING ON GRAVEL)

143
00:08:09,919 --> 00:08:13,559
Little pig, little pig,
let me in, let me in,

144
00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:19,400
or I'll huff and I'll puff
and I'll blow your door in.

145
00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,199
Looks like they're away.

146
00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,519
They won't be back till Monday.

147
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(GLASS SMASHING)

148
00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,279
He could have tried the
bleedin' front door first.

149
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(SMASHING SOUNDS)

150
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(DOOR CLICKS)

151
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,959
Welcome to my crib.

152
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(CURIOUS MUSIC)

153
00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,440
(DOOR CLICKS SHUT)

154
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(GRINNER CLAPS)

155
00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,239
Right, let's find
this fucking treasure.

156
00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:09,040
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)

157
00:09:37,199 --> 00:09:38,879
Oh for fu...
how many fucking cables?

158
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(ANGRY GRUNTING)

159
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,480
(GRUNTING AND THUMPING)

160
00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,559
(DEEP SNIFF)

161
00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,720
(DRAWER TAPPING)

162
00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:07,319
Anything?
Nope.

163
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,919
Looks like you found
something anyways.

164
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,160
There's fuck all here, like.

165
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,279
(DISAPPOINTED SIGH)

166
00:10:17,239 --> 00:10:18,239
Now what?

167
00:10:24,599 --> 00:10:26,919
Grinner.

168
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:31,680
As soon as these fucks are back,
we're gonna be here

169
00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:34,120
waiting for them.

170
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,959
What if they don't
have the treasure?

171
00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,239
Grinner?

172
00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,720
(BRIDGET HUFFS)

173
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,360
What?

174
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,879
I don't want to talk about it.

175
00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:07,639
Come on, what is it?

176
00:11:08,519 --> 00:11:10,239
It's fucked.
It's all fucked.

177
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:12,800
It's not fucked.
It is.

178
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,080
It's not.
I'm not arguing with you, Paul.

179
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:20,639
We've no treasure,
and if we gave up now,

180
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,120
we've nothing to go back to, do
we?

181
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,279
Do we?

182
00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,160
So yeah, it's all fucked.

183
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:38,000
(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

184
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,360
I just don't see the point
in driving like a fucking maniac.

185
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,599
Look, we know where they are,
we have them on the iPhone.

186
00:11:44,639 --> 00:11:47,680
It's called Find My Car, Bunny,
and that's fuck-all use to me

187
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:48,800
if they abandoned my car.

188
00:11:48,839 --> 00:11:50,919
Why would they abandon your car?
I don't know, sure.

189
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,919
How is it that I'm driving
a winne-fuckin'-bago?

190
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:54,760
Slow the fuck down, would ya?

191
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,959
You're gonna blow the engine.

192
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,440
I have news for you, Bunny Ryan.

193
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,480
I'm not letting
anyone kill my Maurice.

194
00:11:59,639 --> 00:12:00,959
Nobody's gonna kill Maurice

195
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,800
Sure, don't they need him if
they want to swap for Grinner?

196
00:12:02,839 --> 00:12:06,319
Yeah, but we don't actually
have Grinner, do we?

197
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,000
If we don't get him back, then
Poor Maurice is as good as dead.

198
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,040
(CABLES CRACKLING)

199
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,680
(ENGINE RUMBLES TO A STOP)

200
00:12:19,199 --> 00:12:21,760
(SMOKE PUFFING)

201
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,839
Jesus Christ, woman!

202
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,120
I fuckin' told ya!

203
00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:33,839
(CHURCH BELLS CHIMING)

204
00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:42,000
(POWERFUL RELIGIOUS MUSIC)

205
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:46,559
(APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS)

206
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,519
Are you gonna die, mister?

207
00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:54,959
Do you want a sweet?

208
00:12:57,879 --> 00:13:01,639
(SWEETS RUSTLING OVER
RELIGIOUS MUSIC)

209
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,440
Say 'peas'.

210
00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:07,839
It's cheese.
It's peas.

211
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,360
(PHONE CAMERA CLICKS)

212
00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:28,959
Do you want to light a candle?
Aldo Jr.'s son.

213
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,360
Aye.

214
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,360
Okay, like this.

215
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,160
You light one off the other.

216
00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:46,760
(CANDLE CLATTERS)

217
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,519
Give me fucking patience.

218
00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:53,639
(RELIGIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)

219
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,760
Do you want to say
a prayer for your dad, son?

220
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,440
(SNIFFS)

221
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,839
There's a funny smell, that is.

222
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,919
What is it?

223
00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:35,160
That's the incense.

224
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,760
What's it for?

225
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,720
Well, there used...
Who's your man?

226
00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:49,360
That is Saint Anthony.

227
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,319
He'll look after me, Dad, won't
he?

228
00:14:56,239 --> 00:14:57,239
In heaven, like?

229
00:14:58,319 --> 00:14:59,319
He will, yeah.

230
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,080
Is that what you're
praying for, Uncle Wes?

231
00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:03,279
For me, Dad?

232
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,480
It is.

233
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,279
That and other things.

234
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,639
What other things?

235
00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:19,519
Saint Anthony is the patron
saint of lost things.

236
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,160
(GENTLE GASP)

237
00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:24,279
Like the treasure?

238
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,879
Yeah.

239
00:15:25,919 --> 00:15:26,919
And the book?

240
00:15:27,239 --> 00:15:28,279
The holy book.

241
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,440
Waldo Jr.'s son.

242
00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:31,720
The holy book.

243
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,400
Yeah, the holy book.

244
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:43,160
And he'll help us find it,
will he, Saint Anthony?

245
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,720
Yeah, he will.

246
00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:49,599
And what about the treasure?

247
00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:51,400
I don't give a bollocks
about the treasure.

248
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,639
(AWKWARD CHUCKLE)

249
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,680
All I care about
is the holy book.

250
00:15:57,639 --> 00:15:59,199
You said a bad word, Uncle.

251
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,160
I know.
(SNICKERING)

252
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:05,199
In a church like,
in Holy God's house?

253
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:08,040
I shouldn't have.
You said bollocks.

254
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,919
I'll say an act of contrition.

255
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,279
You said bollocks.
I know.

256
00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:15,559
I know what I said.

257
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,480
You can't go around saying
bollocks in holy God's house.

258
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,959
It's a bad word,
so it is, bollocks.

259
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,160
God's not gonna be very happy if
you're going around saying it.

260
00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:23,480
That's enough now, Waldo.

261
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,239
Bollocks.
Enough.

262
00:16:26,599 --> 00:16:27,599
Sorry.

263
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,120
Finish your prayer.

264
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,800
Right, what have you got for me?

265
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,559
Ah, nothing yet.

266
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,440
Well, what about
facial recognition?

267
00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:00,000
I mean, can't you download
an app and find them?

268
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,480
We've got all this technology.
Driverless cars, robotic dogs,

269
00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:06,120
ski slopes in Saudi,
spaceships to Mars,

270
00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:08,000
life-size talking dolls

271
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,360
that you can actually fuck
anywhich way you want.

272
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:11,559
What?
Nothing.

273
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:14,120
We are on the precipice
of a technological catastrophe,

274
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,559
the end of the world
as we know it,

275
00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:20,040
and you can't find two hairless
cartoon cocks.

276
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,080
Uncle Wes...
Not now.

277
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:29,919
For fuck's sake, Junior.

278
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,199
Where was that taken?

279
00:17:41,639 --> 00:17:43,040
At the traffic light.

280
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,239
At the traffic...

281
00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:52,239
That car looks familiar, old man.

282
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:57,959
Now, isn't that the car
that I got you for your wife?

283
00:17:58,879 --> 00:18:00,360
That car has a tracker.

284
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,239
Shouldn't be too hard
to find Marion now.

285
00:18:04,839 --> 00:18:07,120
Are you still sulking
like a big baby?

286
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,839
We're in the middle
of fucking nowhere.

287
00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:12,519
And that's my fault, is it?

288
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,680
Well, it's not
my fault either, is it?

289
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,519
(CHORTLES)

290
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:18,480
Is this smart, going
back to the caravan?

291
00:18:18,919 --> 00:18:21,480
Well, if you have any
better ideas, I'm all ears.

292
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,480
I don't suppose there's any
point in hitching, is there?

293
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:26,959
No.

294
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:31,879
(BIRDS SINGING)

295
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,160
(BELL RINGING)

296
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,120
Grinner's gone.

297
00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:05,040
Do you not think we should
try and find him, no?

298
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,680
I don't care at this stage.

299
00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:09,400
I'm cold and I have
a crick in my neck.

300
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,199
What's the point in having
a castle if it's so fucking cold?

301
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:18,760
That's why they do
have the fur coats.

302
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,080
(PHONE VIBRATING)

303
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:47,839
It's Gitsy.

304
00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:50,239
Yeah, go on, answer it then.

305
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,559
Gitsy, it's a bad time, bro.

306
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,000
Ma Baker's doin' her bleeding
nut in, so she is.

307
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,440
Fuck Ma Baker.

308
00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:03,720
Paul, you owe her.
You need to pay her back.

309
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,400
I have a big score going down
I can pay her back then.

310
00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:08,239
What kind of score?

311
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,400
Well, obviously I can't
bleedin' and tell you, can I?

312
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440
But it's big.

313
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:12,959
Where are you now?

314
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,800
Fuck knows.

315
00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:16,879
Somewhere in the back
ass of Wicklow.

316
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,760
What are you doing?
What?

317
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,440
What are you telling him for?

318
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,480
He's somewhere in Wicklow.

319
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:26,839
Didn't I hear himself
explain himself?

320
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,919
Ma, what do you think?
Does the blue suit me?

321
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,239
That suits you right enough,
love.

322
00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:35,680
Yeah, do you know,
that boyfriend of yours, he will

323
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,199
rue the day he ever dumped you.

324
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:39,279
He didn't dump me, Ma.

325
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,120
I dumped him after
what he done to me.

326
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,239
I loved him, Ma.

327
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,279
He was the one, Ma, for real.

328
00:20:45,559 --> 00:20:48,239
Yeah, you know, Britney,
you've said this before,

329
00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,239
like a few times, like.
This is different.

330
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,599
What about Curly Watson
in the sweet shop?

331
00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:55,760
Oh, that was only...
I don't know, mad in the head.

332
00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:57,760
How's about Jimmy B
and the fence?

333
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,440
That was only physical, Ma.

334
00:21:00,199 --> 00:21:02,319
This was something different.

335
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:07,120
Gary was my true love
and he broke my heart.

336
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,480
(SOBBING RAGE)

337
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,080
I hate him.

338
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,199
I want to kill him, so I do.

339
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,319
Smash him to pieces.

340
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,879
Murder him.

341
00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:19,120
That'll teach him.

342
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,400
All in good time, love.

343
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,040
Save that rage.

344
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,800
Hmm.

345
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,559
Bottle it.

346
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,440
(HEAVY BREATHING)

347
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,000
You wanna put the kettle
on there for me, love?

348
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:42,199
Okay.

349
00:21:43,279 --> 00:21:45,720
You're not gonna scald me flute,
are ya, Ma Baker?

350
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,959
I'm gonna have a cup of tea
is what I'm gonna do.

351
00:21:49,199 --> 00:21:51,599
I'm not gonna near that dirty
little thing of yours.

352
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,599
Because me and you and Britney,

353
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,480
we're all gonna take a nice
little drive down to Wicklow.

354
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,400
And find your old pal.

355
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,080
And if you play your cards right,

356
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,760
there might be a little reward
in it for you.

357
00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:07,319
A reward for me?

358
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,120
Oh yeah.

359
00:22:10,839 --> 00:22:11,919
What kind of reward?

360
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:17,279
Well, if you behave yourself,
I might let you keep your flute.

361
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,919
(OMINOUS MUSIC)

362
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,120
I used to have problems myself
with intimacy, you know.

363
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,800
Yeah?

364
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,120
I think intimacy is meant
to be all about honesty.

365
00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:49,120
Like, knowing what you like
and being able to tell somebody.

366
00:22:53,519 --> 00:22:54,839
Like, what do you like?

367
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,879
Like, sexually?

368
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,839
I like...

369
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,400
I mean, the usual stuff.

370
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,760
I know, but everybody says that.

371
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,839
Like, what was your
earliest sexual memory?

372
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,040
I don't know.

373
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,040
I just like girls, you know?

374
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,559
Like, it might have been something
that you'd be embarrassed about,

375
00:23:23,599 --> 00:23:25,760
like maybe wanting to have sex
with one of your teachers or...

376
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,360
Not at my school.

377
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,199
They were all bleedin' geebags.

378
00:23:30,239 --> 00:23:32,080
A sexual fantasy doesn't
have to make sense.

379
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,400
I don't know.

380
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,559
This country is so fucked.

381
00:23:40,839 --> 00:23:43,239
None of us are even Catholic
anymore, and we're all still

382
00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:44,800
fucked in the head from it.

383
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
(DEEP BREATH)

384
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:59,040
Ah, alright
That was one time.

385
00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:01,440
It's embarrassing, but...

386
00:24:01,599 --> 00:24:02,839
I won't judge.

387
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,919
When I lived with my nanny.

388
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,319
And?

389
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,279
She had a cat.

390
00:24:18,879 --> 00:24:20,080
What?
You're joking me.

391
00:24:22,959 --> 00:24:24,760
I thought you said you weren't
gonna fucking judge me.

392
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,680
I'm not, no, I'm not,
I'm not, sorry.

393
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,279
Just when you said cat,
I wasn't expec...

394
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,559
I mean, it's fine and everything.

395
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,160
Well, it's not that,
you didn't...?

396
00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:35,720
Mom, fuck off, course not.

397
00:24:35,919 --> 00:24:38,080
Sorry, again, no judgment.

398
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,040
I'm not a blatant pervert.
I know you're not.

399
00:24:42,639 --> 00:24:44,080
Whatever it is, I don't care.

400
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,440
Alright.

401
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,040
I was only a kid, now.

402
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,040
I was about twelve or thirteen,
and I was in me nanny's

403
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,080
at the kitchen table
doing me homework.

404
00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:00,800
Well, pretending to anyways.

405
00:25:02,199 --> 00:25:06,239
And the cat comes over looking
for food or attention, whatever.

406
00:25:07,199 --> 00:25:08,360
She was annoying me.

407
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:15,239
And I put me hand out to push
her away, and she licked me hand.

408
00:25:15,839 --> 00:25:16,839
There.

409
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,400
(HUFFS)

410
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,400
Here.
Yeah, it's weird, I know.

411
00:25:23,559 --> 00:25:24,559
I'm embarrassed.

412
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,160
Don't be, it's not weird.

413
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,519
(SOFT KISS)

414
00:25:31,879 --> 00:25:33,879
(SOFT KISSES)

415
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Was it like this?

416
00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:40,839
(DEEP BREATHS)

417
00:25:40,919 --> 00:25:41,919
Yeah.

418
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:46,440
And all this time, have you longed
for someone

419
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,559
to lick you like a cat?

420
00:25:51,319 --> 00:25:52,319
Yeah.

421
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,599
(SOFT KISS)

422
00:26:02,639 --> 00:26:03,639
(GUN CLICKS)

423
00:26:04,879 --> 00:26:06,120
Look what Daddy found.

424
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,559
Ew.
What the fuck, man?

425
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:11,639
I'm not going to kill youse if
that's what youse are thinking.

426
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,440
What?

427
00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:15,239
No, why would we think that?

428
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,040
That's exactly what
we were thinking.

429
00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:20,559
If all we've got is this yoke
and your shitty little pistol

430
00:26:20,599 --> 00:26:22,919
with no ammo, then we're dead
meat.

431
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,360
Come on, let's go
and get tooled up.

432
00:26:31,879 --> 00:26:33,879
(PENSIVE IRISH MUSIC)

433
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,599
Just to clarify, what do
you mean by all tooled up?

434
00:26:36,639 --> 00:26:39,160
It means I'm not going to stand
around too long in the same place

435
00:26:39,199 --> 00:26:42,680
scratching me bollocks, because
Wesley Swanson will find us.

436
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,160
He'll find a way.

437
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,040
(ENERGETIC MUSIC)

438
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,720
You can get anything in here,
and I mean anything.

439
00:27:04,199 --> 00:27:05,360
What, you got Hula Hoops?

440
00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:07,599
I�d murder a pint.
is the horseman in?

441
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,480
Is the horse man in?

442
00:27:09,519 --> 00:27:11,000
Chick? Who
else would I be talking about?

443
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,040
Inside.

444
00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:15,160
(CHICK) Tell him I'll see him
at 6 o'clock, okay?

445
00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:16,519
Chick!

446
00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:19,120
I'll see you later, okay.

447
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,519
You've been away, Grinner.

448
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,559
Must have been something serious
enough to keep you quiet.

449
00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:28,279
That's a bottle of whiskey story.

450
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,599
I miss the smell of this stuff.

451
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,279
Your health, Gringo.

452
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,199
Have you got money, Grinner?

453
00:27:47,919 --> 00:27:49,239
Money makes the world go round.

454
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:50,279
Oh yeah.

455
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,160
I do.

456
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,599
Loads of money.

457
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,760
(HORSE GRUNTS)

458
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:00,760
Would you like
to give Teddy a drink?

459
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,160
(HORSE NEIGHS)

460
00:28:03,879 --> 00:28:05,360
Like a car bomb.

461
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,639
He is a horse after my own heart.

462
00:28:11,879 --> 00:28:13,120
How you doing, Teddy?

463
00:28:15,639 --> 00:28:17,559
You've been away
a long time, Grinner.

464
00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:22,040
We all thought you were dead.

465
00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:23,319
I was dead.

466
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,080
But you come back for more.

467
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,199
Like the Lord himself.

468
00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:29,760
A resurrection, huh?
Back from the dead.

469
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:33,760
What you looking for?

470
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,800
Guns and ammo?

471
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,120
All of the above.

472
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,080
What about a little
pick-me-up for a start?

473
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,760
Madam.
Help yourself, ma'am.

474
00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:03,199
(DEEP SNIFF)

475
00:29:05,239 --> 00:29:07,160
You can have mine.
Really?

476
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,279
Thanks.

477
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,760
(SNIFFS)

478
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,120
So what about the money?

479
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,959
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, yous go and get the money.

480
00:29:22,239 --> 00:29:23,239
Us?

481
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:24,279
What, are yous, deaf?

482
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,080
How much money?
Enough for the drug.

483
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,400
The drink, the guns, and any
extra.

484
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,080
Okay.

485
00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:46,599
I, uh...
I have an old bazooka as well

486
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,440
out the back, if that's any use.

487
00:29:53,319 --> 00:29:55,319
(HORSE GRUNTING)

488
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,919
(PAUL) Where are we supposed to
get money?

489
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,319
Well, wait a sec,
maybe we could rob that digger.

490
00:30:06,559 --> 00:30:08,559
(LAUGHING)

491
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,080
What? Why?

492
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,559
We could use one to rob a bank.

493
00:30:12,599 --> 00:30:13,680
You serious?

494
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,559
Yeah, I saw a video on TikTok of
someone using one to rob a bank,

495
00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:18,319
ripped the ATM right
out of the wall.

496
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,839
Absolutely not, I'm trying
to get away from all that shite.

497
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,480
It's bad news.

498
00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:24,199
Guess, we�ll have to think
of something else, then.

499
00:30:31,319 --> 00:30:33,599
(BIRDS SINGING)

500
00:30:34,919 --> 00:30:35,919
There she is now.

501
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,000
Don't talk to me.

502
00:30:51,279 --> 00:30:52,440
Queer looking thing.

503
00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:54,279
Duck lamp.

504
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,480
Lamp in the shape of a duck.

505
00:30:57,599 --> 00:30:59,360
It was her mother's.

506
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,480
(TOILET FLUSHES)

507
00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:06,879
Bunny... Bunny!
I got this, I got this.

508
00:31:09,879 --> 00:31:12,599
Whoa, whoa, relax now.
Don't want to do anything stupid.

509
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,040
(GUN CLICKS)

510
00:31:16,319 --> 00:31:17,319
Come on.

511
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,720
(GRUNTING)

512
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,239
(CYCLOPS SCREAMS)

513
00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:25,519
(GLASS SMASHES, CYCLOPS THUDS)

514
00:31:25,639 --> 00:31:27,440
(MARION SCREAMS, CYCLOPS THUDS)

515
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,080
(DISTANT MUSIC AND SHOUTING)

516
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,639
What's going on here?

517
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,720
Paul Mescal look-alike
contest.

518
00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,959
(BUSY CHATTER)

519
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,120
It's a sign.

520
00:31:43,599 --> 00:31:44,680
Nah, I don't think so.

521
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,279
I think I prefer to rob a bank.

522
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,879
Ah, come on, what
have you got to lose?

523
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,120
My dignity.

524
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,959
(ROWDY CHATTER AND MUSIC)

525
00:32:01,239 --> 00:32:03,959
I'm really not feeling this shit.
I think you're a shoe in.

526
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,480
Ooh, Sorry.

527
00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:06,720
Would you watch
where you're going?

528
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,319
You watch where you're going.

529
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,199
Young women these days,
they have no manners.

530
00:32:11,559 --> 00:32:12,599
That's half the problem.

531
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,000
Oh, fuck up your mout'.

532
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,199
I got another one for you.

533
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,599
Ah, stop.

534
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,879
You can't enter unless you're
togged out in football shorts.

535
00:32:27,519 --> 00:32:29,080
Well, he doesn't have any shorts.

536
00:32:30,879 --> 00:32:33,360
All right, you can borrow
a pair on the back.

537
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,400
(SNIFFS BACK TEARS)

538
00:32:41,639 --> 00:32:44,120
(BUNNY GROANS)

539
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,760
Is he...

540
00:32:57,279 --> 00:32:58,480
Are you crying?

541
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,720
It's totally fair,
like, if you are.

542
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,959
Killing the fella, the shock of
it.

543
00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:14,120
Do you want to let go of that?

544
00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:19,639
Thank you, bitches!

545
00:33:19,919 --> 00:33:21,639
I love you all!

546
00:33:22,599 --> 00:33:24,440
And now to the main
event of the evening.

547
00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:30,239
Please make some noise
for our sexy, Paul Mescal!

548
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,839
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

549
00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:36,120
Oh my, just look at those legs!

550
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,559
Check them out!

551
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:38,680
(MOUTHS 'FUCK OFF')

552
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,760
Pasty and Irish has
never looked so good!

553
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

554
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,040
They're not normal people,
they're hot people!

555
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,360
Yeah!

556
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,360
Right, let's put these
boys to their paces!

557
00:33:51,959 --> 00:33:53,959
(SNIFFING)

558
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,360
Anyway...
I mean, anyway...

559
00:33:59,919 --> 00:34:01,000
Uh-uh, hold up, high.

560
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,040
Not that one there.

561
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,440
Yeah? Why not?
That's horse Viagra, so it is.

562
00:34:05,239 --> 00:34:06,239
Horse Viagra?

563
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,160
You heard me the first time.

564
00:34:08,559 --> 00:34:10,400
It's experimental-like.

565
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,879
Can be a bit hit and miss.

566
00:34:12,599 --> 00:34:16,480
But if I get the formula right,
I'm on to a winner.

567
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,319
Horses need Viagra?

568
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:20,839
They do indeed.
Indeed they do.

569
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:25,040
They get the nerves like any
other man in Christendom.

570
00:34:26,279 --> 00:34:29,120
Teddy here just gets shy
around the ladies sometimes.

571
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,160
Don't you, Teddy?

572
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,720
(TEDDY GRUNTS)

573
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
It's never been tested
on humans, mind.

574
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,879
I wouldn't advise it.

575
00:34:43,919 --> 00:34:45,599
It fair packs a punch.

576
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,239
Whoa...

577
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,239
Hmm.

578
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:12,959
All right, let's get out
our numero siete.

579
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,360
Number Seven!

580
00:35:14,839 --> 00:35:16,839
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

581
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Yeeeaaaahh!

582
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,879
Mmm, slap an eleven onto that
and I'd stay open all hours.

583
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,360
(SLEAZY CHUCKLE)

584
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,000
Okay, show us what you've got!

585
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,360
(AUDIENCE QUIET)

586
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,480
(ANNOUNCER GROANS)

587
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,720
Hmm?

588
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,599
(WHISPERS) Hands in pockets.

589
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
(AUDIENCES WOOS)

590
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,120
(SOFT APPLAUSE)

591
00:35:59,319 --> 00:36:03,519
Oh, he is giving
so much realness.

592
00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:07,839
Yes, yes, let me hear what you
think of this realness, bitches.

593
00:36:09,879 --> 00:36:13,800
Oh, oh, he is serving arms,
he is serving blue steel.

594
00:36:13,879 --> 00:36:16,160
He is serving boy next door!

595
00:36:16,279 --> 00:36:18,279
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

596
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,639
Brilliant.

597
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,360
But it's not official.

598
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,519
Till we hear what our
judges have to say.

599
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,120
Hmm.

600
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,360
(AUDIENCE QUIETENS)

601
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Ooh!

602
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,080
Yeah!

603
00:36:34,639 --> 00:36:36,639
(AUDIENCE CHEERS)

604
00:36:37,599 --> 00:36:39,360
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)

605
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,839
Oh my god! Oh my god!

606
00:36:41,959 --> 00:36:43,959
(AUDIENCE BOOS)

607
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,639
Boo!

608
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,519
Boo. Boo.

609
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,239
(AUDIENCE GROANS)

610
00:36:52,279 --> 00:36:53,480
(MOUTHS 'PRICK')

611
00:36:53,519 --> 00:36:54,519
No craic.

612
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,279
Right, number 8, up your card.

613
00:36:57,839 --> 00:36:58,839
Prick.

614
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,919
So petty-like.
Not giving it to you

615
00:37:00,959 --> 00:37:02,080
just because
we had a row with him.

616
00:37:02,559 --> 00:37:03,839
Wasn't that more a row with you?

617
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,360
I think you forgot your trousers.

618
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,519
Bollocks.
Do you want to go back?

619
00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:14,959
Fuck it, just leave it.

620
00:37:15,839 --> 00:37:16,839
What are we gonna do for money?

621
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,319
Look, it's that prick judge.

622
00:37:25,879 --> 00:37:27,120
It's his bank.

623
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,559
It even has an ATM.

624
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,559
What do you think?

625
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:38,919
(SNIFFING)

626
00:37:40,879 --> 00:37:42,879
(LINES SCRAPING OVER
CLASSICAL MUSIC)

627
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,040
This horse Viagra is bleeding
muck.

628
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:47,919
Didn't I tell you
it was experimental.

629
00:37:47,959 --> 00:37:48,959
Nothing's happening.

630
00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:51,919
(DEEP SNIFFS)

631
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,760
(HORSE GRUNTING)

632
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,279
All right, Teddy, all right.

633
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,199
Alright, I'll chop you out a
cuntin� line now

634
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,639
if you stop annoying me, aye?

635
00:38:02,839 --> 00:38:04,040
Good lad.

636
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,080
He understands you.

637
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,919
Of course he understands me.
Why wouldn't he?

638
00:38:07,959 --> 00:38:09,000
(TEDDY NEIGHS)

639
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,440
All right, Teddy, all right.

640
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,319
You've been a very patient boy
all evening.

641
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:17,480
There's a good lad.

642
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,879
There you go, Tedds.

643
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,680
Now you're cooking.

644
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,000
There's a good horsey.
Whoa!

645
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,239
Fuck!

646
00:38:26,319 --> 00:38:27,319
(HORSE NEIGHING)

647
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,199
You all right there, Grinner?
No!

648
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,879
(GROANS IN PAIN)

649
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,839
Fuck! Aargh...

650
00:38:32,879 --> 00:38:34,680
I'm in fucking agony here!

651
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:36,199
(CREAKING NOISE)

652
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,959
Hmm, looks like she's kicking
in now, alright.

653
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,559
Make it stop!

654
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:46,680
Make it fucking stop!

655
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,160
Get me a get me a fucking
brazer or something, will you?

656
00:38:49,199 --> 00:38:50,559
Brazer would be no good to you
now.

657
00:38:50,599 --> 00:38:52,279
We wouldn't have the time
to organize it anyway.

658
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,839
What am I gonna do?

659
00:38:53,879 --> 00:38:55,319
Well, you were going
to take the edge of it.

660
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,400
How, I don't know.

661
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,360
Soon as you can,
or you'll end up in AandE,

662
00:38:58,599 --> 00:39:00,440
or fucking worse, six foot under.

663
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:03,480
With a separate coffin beside you
for your fucking lad, hey?

664
00:39:03,839 --> 00:39:04,839
Aargh!

665
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,559
(GROANING)

666
00:39:06,879 --> 00:39:07,879
Aaargh!

667
00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,319
Kitty, what's the story?
Come here.

668
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,480
How do we rob a digger?

669
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:12,680
What?
A digger.

670
00:39:13,839 --> 00:39:15,599
You know, the big bleedin',
the yellow yokes?

671
00:39:16,639 --> 00:39:19,639
Yeah, send us a photo of it then
and I'll see what he can do.

672
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,480
Bye.

673
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,440
Gitsy's gonna send us a video
on how to rob one now.

674
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,480
Seriously?

675
00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:26,559
Yeah.

676
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,480
(PHONE CAMERA CLICKS)

677
00:39:28,639 --> 00:39:29,879
(PARTY MUSIC)

678
00:39:29,919 --> 00:39:30,959
How are you fixed there, Grinner?

679
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,839
Are you getting any
satisfaction at all?

680
00:39:33,319 --> 00:39:37,000
Yeah, that doesn't help,
you out there talking to me.

681
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,720
Oh, well...
Fuck!

682
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,000
I'll keep me mouth shut so.
(GRINNER GROANING)

683
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,239
Put your back
into it best you can.

684
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,959
Keep at it, as the fella says.

685
00:39:47,839 --> 00:39:52,000
I, uh,
have an old photo of Sophia Loren

686
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,160
in a magazine out the back,
if that's any use to you.

687
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,519
This isn't gonna work.

688
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,480
What am I gonna do, Chick?

689
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,160
How am I gonna get this to go
down?

690
00:40:03,559 --> 00:40:04,800
Well...

691
00:40:05,879 --> 00:40:11,000
There might be a way, but, uh...

692
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,040
I've never done it on a human.

693
00:40:15,839 --> 00:40:19,239
(INTRIGUING MUSIC BUILDS)

694
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:22,760
(MA BAKER) Yeah, that'll be
enough to find him.

695
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,800
Britney, phone up there and find
out where that yoke's registered.

696
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,160
No, ma.

697
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,319
All you have to do is
you save it,

698
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,400
open it in your photos, swipe,
and you get the metadata.

699
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,639
The what?

700
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:36,680
The metadata, Ma.
The what?

701
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,879
The metadata.

702
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,040
The metadata I'm not
bleeding saying it again.

703
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,239
He's here.

704
00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:46,319
That's only 10 minutes away.

705
00:40:46,919 --> 00:40:48,919
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

706
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,160
I know what you're
playing at, Gitsy.

707
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,319
You're driving nice
and slow, aren't you?

708
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,120
So he might have a fighting
chance of getting away.

709
00:41:04,919 --> 00:41:06,400
Well, if you don't put that boot
down,

710
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,639
I'll batter you to fucking bits!

711
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,720
(TENSE MUSIC)

712
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,800
(SMACKING AND SQUELCHING)

713
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,000
The fuck?

714
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,720
You're not putting
that up me hoop, are you?

715
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,160
Nah, only just have to milk ya.

716
00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:38,120
Right.

717
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,879
(DEEP BREATH)

718
00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:45,279
You ready?
Hit it.

719
00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:49,199
(DIGGER ENGINE RUMBLES)

720
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,360
(DIGGER CLATTERS OVER
VINTAGE IRISH MUSIC)

721
00:41:53,279 --> 00:41:56,199
? You say he asked last night

722
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,080
? How I was getting on...

723
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:59,279
This is brilliant.

724
00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:05,559
? I hope you told him
that I'm doing fine

725
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,519
(EXCITED SCREAMING)

726
00:42:09,879 --> 00:42:16,599
? I hope you told him
how I go out having fun

727
00:42:16,639 --> 00:42:20,720
? And time has healed the hurt...

728
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,559
(SQUELCHING AND SPLATTERING)

729
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,760
What the fuck are you looking at?

730
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,000
Don't mind, Teddy.

731
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,120
I'm really gonna tear it up now.

732
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,599
You think you can handle a glove?

733
00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:33,680
Yeah, go on, go for it.

734
00:42:36,599 --> 00:42:37,639
That's it.

735
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,919
(GROAN OF RELIEF)

736
00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:40,040
That's it, boy.
(WET SMACKING)

737
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,000
You're doing great.

738
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,120
You're flying.

739
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,680
No bother to ya at all.

740
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,519
You're in the final furlong.

741
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,879
Hmm.

742
00:42:49,919 --> 00:42:52,360
Oh yep, that's the job.

743
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,919
One last jump and you're home.

744
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,440
(PANTING)

745
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,480
(DIGGER RUMBLING)

746
00:43:00,519 --> 00:43:02,239
(DIGGER WHEELS SCREECH)

747
00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:04,279
(LOAD SMASHING)

748
00:43:04,319 --> 00:43:06,839
(VINTAGE IRISH MUSIC CONTINUES)

749
00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:09,480
? Just tell him that
I've found someone...

750
00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:10,599
(EXCITED LAUGHING STOPS ABRUPTLY)

751
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,480
Oh my fucking God.

752
00:43:12,879 --> 00:43:14,879
? To take his place

753
00:43:16,279 --> 00:43:21,400
? A boy who saves
his kisses just for me.

754
00:43:24,559 --> 00:43:32,040
? You'll never see a teardrop
rolling down my face.

755
00:43:33,199 --> 00:43:38,239
? I'm still the happy girl
I used to be.

756
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,239
? There's just a trace of...
(MUSIC STOPS)

757
00:43:43,279 --> 00:43:45,720
(CHICK) Come on now, Grinner.
Concentrate

758
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,559
What's going on over there?

759
00:43:48,199 --> 00:43:50,680
I think Grinner's getting
wanked off by the horseman.

760
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,680
I could be wrong though.

761
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,720
Well, that is what it
looks like, all right.

762
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,559
This night couldn't
get any weirder.

763
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,760
(WET SMACKING CONTINUES)

764
00:43:59,879 --> 00:44:01,879
Oh my god!

765
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,720
Holy fucking shit.
Fucking hell.

766
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,080
Heehee!!
(BOTH LAUGHING)

767
00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:14,000
(CARAVAN ENGINE RUMBLING)

768
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:16,480
Here, pull in for a second,
I need to go for a wee.

769
00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:17,879
What?

770
00:44:17,919 --> 00:44:18,919
Hurry.

771
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:25,720
(HUFFS) Right.

772
00:44:27,199 --> 00:44:29,959
(CARAVAN CLATTERS AND SQUEAKS)

773
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,480
(DOOR CREAKS)

774
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,959
The body's still in the toilet.

775
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,559
Just go by the side of the road.

776
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,959
No, what are we gonna
do about the body?

777
00:44:42,559 --> 00:44:44,040
We'll figure something out.

778
00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:46,639
(MATRON TUTS)

779
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,720
(ZIPPER PULLS)

780
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,760
Jesus.

781
00:44:51,959 --> 00:44:53,680
(PEE SPLASHING)

782
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:56,839
20, 40, 60, 80, 100.

783
00:44:57,839 --> 00:44:58,839
Where's Grinner?

784
00:44:58,959 --> 00:45:00,879
Man's gone to get
himself cleaned up.

785
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,199
Oh, I see youse have money.

786
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,160
I like money.

787
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,800
We need to get rid
of that digger.

788
00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:11,800
Will you load up
the car with the gear?

789
00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:14,559
Okay, won't be long.

790
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,319
What are you doing?

791
00:45:20,559 --> 00:45:24,160
Just a wee bit of
adding and subtracting.

792
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,199
Mostly subtracting.

793
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,040
Subtracting?

794
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,800
For what?

795
00:45:31,879 --> 00:45:35,120
Well, the drink,
the drugs, a few extras.

796
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,239
Yous had a fair aul whelt of
the white, if I recall?

797
00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:41,959
So what do we get for our money?

798
00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:45,639
(GUN TAPS)

799
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,800
That's all?

800
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,839
Well, you did eat me
out of house and home.

801
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,160
(BRIDGET TUTS)

802
00:45:57,599 --> 00:45:59,959
Sure, this yoke looks banjaxed.
Does it even work?

803
00:46:00,559 --> 00:46:01,559
Maybe.

804
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,000
Okay.

805
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,680
It's worth about the same
as a bag of white.

806
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,720
Fuck it anyway.

807
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,760
(DEEP SNIFF)

808
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,680
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS)

809
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,559
(GRINNER GROANS)

810
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,080
He's all set now.

811
00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:43,720
I don't wanna know.

812
00:46:44,839 --> 00:46:46,519
Take 2 of these on the hour,
every hour.

813
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,160
Should keep everything
nice and calm.

814
00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:52,879
But on the off chance that the
pills don't work,

815
00:46:53,599 --> 00:46:54,800
you'll need this.

816
00:46:54,839 --> 00:46:56,160
What the fuck is that?

817
00:46:56,599 --> 00:46:59,360
I call it the cock blade.

818
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,919
Only to be used in emergencies.

819
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,400
All else fails, 'Tkkk...'
let the air out of the tire.

820
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,839
(TROUBLING MUSIC)

821
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,400
Goodbye.

822
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,440
Thanks.

823
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,040
(MELLOW MUSIC)

824
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:22,680
Oh.

825
00:47:23,559 --> 00:47:25,559
(CAR DOOR SLAMS)

826
00:47:27,319 --> 00:47:29,279
(CAR APPROACHING)

827
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,160
As a dog returneth to his vomit.

828
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,120
So a fool returneth to his folly.

829
00:47:58,639 --> 00:47:59,639
What's that?

830
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,480
That is the estate

831
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:05,919
Where the treasure was first
found.

832
00:48:06,919 --> 00:48:08,239
Grinner must have came back.

833
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,440
Are we gonna catch
the baddies, Uncle Wes?

834
00:48:15,879 --> 00:48:16,879
Yeah.

835
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,360
Yes, we are.

836
00:48:21,319 --> 00:48:23,319
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)

837
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,040
(SMACK LIPS)

838
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,599
(INTRIGUING MUSIC)

839
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,800
Where is he?
He's come back now.

840
00:48:47,199 --> 00:48:48,199
He needs to hurry up.

841
00:48:49,639 --> 00:48:51,599
We need to get back
and prepare for war.

842
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,360
Come on, Paul.

843
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,680
Gitsy?
Sorry, bro.

844
00:49:11,639 --> 00:49:12,639
Fuck Ma Baker?

845
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,919
Is that what I heard you say?

846
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,080
(TENSE MUSIC)

847
00:49:21,319 --> 00:49:22,319
(GUN CLICKS)

848
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,639
Back the fuck away, bitch.

849
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,360
You know what the best strategy
in a war is, Waldo Junior, son?

850
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,400
What is it, Uncle Will?

851
00:49:29,919 --> 00:49:32,760
The element...
of surprise.

852
00:49:32,919 --> 00:49:35,720
(BOOM FADES TO SILENCE)

853
00:49:35,879 --> 00:49:37,879
(TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC)

854
00:49:37,929 --> 00:49:42,479
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